Use these only with friends who enjoy this style of humor; a quick check beats a bad joke.
Words you can use
Use a line as written if it fits. A specific detail in your own voice makes it stronger.
- 01 / 04
Your character has more backstory than our entire campaign.
- 02 / 04
You spent longer choosing a tail color than I spent choosing a sofa.
- 03 / 04
At this point, your costume has its own social calendar.
- 04 / 04
You are the only person I know with a spreadsheet for fictional lore.
Make the message personal
Use these only with friends who enjoy this style of humor; a quick check beats a bad joke.
Before you send it, replace one general word with a real detail: a moment you remember, a quality you noticed, or the difference their action made. Read it aloud once. If it sounds unlike you, shorten it.
Browse the collection for words and ideas that fit real life.